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HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

Posted in: Political Satire · Andrew McCabe Critique · Russian Hoax Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-16 09:42:37

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It's not enough. No, it's not enough knowing that there's a rogue unofficial Sheriff on your ass and is hell–bent on convicting you for the sick things you're allowing to happen to innocent kids everywhere. No, that is just not enough. It's not even enough knowing that I am actually destroying lives with facts I unearth about their childish times in politics. Look, Just because this rogue unofficial Sheriff hasn't acknowledged you yet, does NOT mean that you're getting off easily.... that only means that I currently just do not have enough time for your asinine shenanigans. (BETTER GET YOUR FIX WHILE THIS LASTS)



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And besides, the only ones believing these Russian Hoax lies is you, and those born just yesterday. Well, when this is the case– What do you do? YOU THROW A HAIL–MARY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!!

Do you just not believe me? Do you actually think this Russian Hoax is still true crime? Then just listen to how Andrew McCabe just can't help his peddy self.


AN 8 MINUTE IDIOT SPEECH BY ANDREW MCCABE HIMSELF
The Naked Emperor of Illinois (Oh Yeah, They Call Him The Streak): Mike Quigley's Shameless Sprint Through History's Debris Hakeem Jeffries’ Wildest Scandals and Smackdowns: Political Firestorms Unleashed Warrant Wonderland: Framed by a Pink Haired Karen, Multiplied by Her Lies, and Still Active Thanks to the DA's Ego The Great EBT Exodus: When the Food Stamps Ran Dry and Corrupt Politicians Pitched Tents Senators' Squishy Embrace and the Democracy Dance-Off: No Crowns, Just Cringe HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT] The Dark Web of the MMA Cartel and Ryan Garcia's Explosive Claims Obama's Funeral Fiasco: Politicking at the Pulpit or Just Another Day in DC? The Great Government Shutdown Circus: A Tale of Desperation, Drama, and Donkeys Rep. Teresa Fernandez's Sombrero Meltdown: A Tale of Meme Madness The Naked Emperor of Illinois (Oh Yeah, They Call Him The Streak): Mike Quigley's Shameless Sprint Through History's Debris Hakeem Jeffries’ Wildest Scandals and Smackdowns: Political Firestorms Unleashed Warrant Wonderland: Framed by a Pink Haired Karen, Multiplied by Her Lies, and Still Active Thanks to the DA's Ego The Great EBT Exodus: When the Food Stamps Ran Dry and Corrupt Politicians Pitched Tents Senators' Squishy Embrace and the Democracy Dance-Off: No Crowns, Just Cringe HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT] The Dark Web of the MMA Cartel and Ryan Garcia's Explosive Claims Obama's Funeral Fiasco: Politicking at the Pulpit or Just Another Day in DC? The Great Government Shutdown Circus: A Tale of Desperation, Drama, and Donkeys Rep. Teresa Fernandez's Sombrero Meltdown: A Tale of Meme Madness